Barclay's Banker

What is Barclay's Banker?

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

Fuck Plank

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Crackpon

1. Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole. Reid: Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt lik..

Chuckify

1. The act of turning something normal into a foul mess, usually through the means of some sort of anal excretion. Have you walked by sall..

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