Barclay's Banker

What is Barclay's Banker?

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

Rumpole

1. A butt plug, bung pole, butt pole. An ass dildo used to stimulate and simulate rear entry. An anal toy prefered by English barristers. ..

Dored

1. entirely ignored by a previously good friend after asking them out "What happened? Did you ask her out?" "Yeah, I did a..

Uberbuff

1. The buffest ting dat ever walked innit 'Whoa Paul is uberbuff innit, allow Ben!'..

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