Barclay's Banker

What is Barclay's Banker?

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

Menzied

1. screwed over by another's unwitting incompetence I thought I'd have that report in on time, but Joe menzied it when he reboot..

Zlam'n'go

1. A quickie "fuck". A simple wham bam thank you m'am with no frills. The man comes over, strips, pays, the girl assumes the..

Ritto

1. A child beating monkey man from Exeter Rugby Club Marks dad..

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