Barclay's Banker

What is Barclay's Banker?

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

Zsew

1. The sound that is made from activating a Bogosian watch. Man, I feel like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian....ZSEW!..

Olgly

1. someone who is extremely old and ugly. Man, the mall is full of olglies in the morning...

Vaginoplasty

1. Vaginoplasty is any surgical procedure whose purpose is to treat vaginal structural defects, affect aesthetic considerations, or to part..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Barclay's Banker Edit Meaning