Barclay's Banker

What is Barclay's Banker?

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

Spaxtic

1. A common misspelling made by all truly stupid people especially the chav crowd "Those fucking moshers are such spaxtic's"..

Hot Paul

1. The act of defecating on one's own scrotum while on the toilet. What's that smell??? That my friend is a Hot Paul. See shit ..

Zameer

1. (as part of the expression "to pull a zameer") male impulse to have his genitalia acknowledged by a touch, sniff, or wink. E..

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