What is Bardarian?
A Bardarian is not the smartest of all creatures. He usually makes his presence known at the most awkward of times. He wanders through life as if he is wanted, but in actuality, is an annoying little fucker who constantly asks, 'Is is cool if I'm here?' Also, every morning, in the course of taking a piss and showering, he feels the need to "dab you up" (give you a high five) at least 7 times. Clearly the most annoying thing to ever walk out of a vagina.
"God Steve! Why are you being such a Bardarian!?"
"Oh I'm sorry bro!"