What is Bare Wood?
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the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia
Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.
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