Bare Wood

What is Bare Wood?

1.

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair

the hairless male genitalia

Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.

Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?

Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!

Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.

Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.

Bitch #2: Nice.

See manzillian, the beast, sunshine

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