Barford

What is Barford?

from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit

(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit

(a) fruity, or unfruity

(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.

(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.

(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.

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