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Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.
My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.
Me: Dude that's sick, I thin..
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The heady way to say "fuck you."
"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fat..
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
