Bargoyle

What is Bargoyle?


1.

An old haggard rock slut that never leaves the local bar. She frightens the twenty oner's with her sexual advances and dirt rock dance moves.

Holy shit, that bargoyle just passed out in a pile of her own vomit.

2.

A particulary ugly female frequenting the local ale house.

Look at the face on that! what a fucking bargoyle

3.

older version of a bar cougar/vulture hybrid, all glammed up!!

who's the bargoyle perched by the dancefloor ... waiting for her next meal ...

See bar, cougar, vulture, dance, dancefloor

4.

Either the girl who frequents the bar, preys upon guys who are too drunk to notice her genetic misfortunes, and is that one night stand that you will be continually horrified by.

Or a really old man that is always at the bar because he's retired and likes to tell awesome stories.

'So nasty, I cant believe John went home with that bargoyle.'

or 'Wow I cant believe that bargoyle was in The Battle of the Bulge.'

See old man, one night stand, slut, ugly, bar, drink, alcohol, sex


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