What is Baristatute?
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A barista who knows how to cup both your balls and your mocha. Generally are found at Starbucks or Seattle's Best, but the best and hottest are found in Italy. Baristatutes also can handle warm liquids in or around their face.
That baristatute really frothed my milk.
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an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc.  Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.
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