What is Baritone?
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The sexiest of the male voicings within the realm of choral music. It is just above the Bass range. Abbreviated- Bari
Did you hear that Bari bust that C. Man I want him!!!
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Band instrument. In concert band, it looks something like a smaller version of the tuba. Only slightly different than the euphonium (a baritone has more cylindrical tubing while a euphonium's tubing is more conical in shape.) In marching band, it resembles a "trumpet on steroids." Great instrument, often played by very interesting people.
That baritone section sure knows how to make a rich, meaty low brass sound.
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The bastard spawn of the tuba and trombone.
Bob: I'm a baritone player.
Tom: Baritone? What's that?
Bob: Uh. Well. Just think of it as a small tuba...
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the silly, loud, perverted, and just plain creepy section of a marching band; it's basically an oversized bass clef trumpet. P.S. it's not the same thing as a mellophone
Those guys are such baritones.
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someone with a big-ass range in their voice.
Anthony Kiedis
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An instrument played usually by a failed trumpet player. Baritone players are usually the most relaxed and chilled people in band.
I fucked up on trumpet and now I'm playing Baritone.
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also a brass instrument, as well as a voice. alternatively it is a serious medical condition that can be fatal if not treated immediately. it is known as kidney baritones.
i cant come into work, ive got the baritones.