Barker

What is Barker?


1.

a small village in Western NY with only two places to go

a diner and a pizza place

people are convinced there are more cows than actual people

the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey

Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor

there is good cell phone reception though

Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?

Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!

See barker, cows

2.

A person who eats an abnormal ammount of food

to do a barker - to eat a hell of alot

barkering - eating an abnormal ammount

See barker, eating, obesity, fat, food

3.

(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.

(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!

See dog, hag, looker, keeper, doll

4.

n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion

Paris Hilton is a right barker

5.

An ugly person, someone very unatractive.

That girl is a serious barker

See ugly, fugly, dog, fat


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