Barking Irons Edit Meaning

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

1. Done sauce. Arriving to the level of either not giving a shit about something extremely determining, or intoxication. Sorry guys, I&ap..

1. hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass. Dude, that bath..