Barking Turtle

What is Barking Turtle?

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?

Jane: It was a barking turtle.

Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.

Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.

Dick: Pee-yooo...

See fart, fark, flatulence, bark, poot

Iwhi

1. I Would Hit It Usually used in forums, when looking at pictures of other people *Sees a picture of a woman* IWHI See 47..

Keep The Faith

1. The answer to the end of the world and back. Keep the faith in MCR, it might just be the best thing that you ever do. See ktf, gerard ..

Rumplechillskin

1. A word, often uttered by an individual under the influence of marijuana, that means absolutely nothing at all; or, at times, everything ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Barking Turtle Edit Meaning