Barking Turtle

What is Barking Turtle?

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?

Jane: It was a barking turtle.

Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.

Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.

Dick: Pee-yooo...

See fart, fark, flatulence, bark, poot

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