What is Barm Cake?
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A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.
Dont be stupid you barm cake
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See Balm cake
you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
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3.
When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
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a girl that has an oversized belly
wow! she has a jessifrano!
See fat, lazy, bad, bellybutton, huge.. 
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Who gives a rats ass
Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A.
See who cares, big deal..