What is Barnabus?
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scientific name: barnabus j. sinclaire
a rat/cat/beaver/dog animal who must drink gasoline, get hit by a car, raped, and thrown in a lake, every day, just to survive. It is very rare and lives only in Norristown, Pennsylvania. Nobody knows what the j. stands for.
The barnabus can be easily identified by its distinctive mating call, "BARNA-BARNA-BARNABUS!!!"
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Crying and masturbating at the same time.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you make a Double Puddle every night.
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