What is Barnabus?
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scientific name: barnabus j. sinclaire
a rat/cat/beaver/dog animal who must drink gasoline, get hit by a car, raped, and thrown in a lake, every day, just to survive. It is very rare and lives only in Norristown, Pennsylvania. Nobody knows what the j. stands for.
The barnabus can be easily identified by its distinctive mating call, "BARNA-BARNA-BARNABUS!!!"