What is Barnacle?
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1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"
1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"
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2.
A person who attaches themselves to any living being surrounding them as a form of comfort. Cuddling, spooning and snuggling are also correct terms. A barnacle latches on to anyone in sight and does not let go.
Cheyenne: Oh hey kirsten! How are you?
*Kirsten latches on to cheyenne*
Kirsten: Now im better!
Cheyenne: Oh kirsten! You barnacle, you!
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3.
An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."
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Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.
"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."
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5.
a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.
Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!
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6.
Noun - A clingy significant other, or person in general giving unwanted attention and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for whoever a person is dating.
"Robin's calling -again-? Sheesh, what a barnacle."
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n: a person or group of people who will support the claims/do the biddings of their 'hull' (leader) whether or not he/she is right or his/her requests are reasonable.
Often seen in card game communities or the MMORPG arena. (I.E. Magic the Gathering or W.o.W.)
Ex. 1:
Fred the Hull: Hey barnacle - go get me a soda and then give me all of your rares!
Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing, Fred! You want my card sleeves too?
Ex. 2:
Fred the Hull: Hey, Branden - I need some water essences. Want to farm them for me?
Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing!
Fred the Hull: God, I love having barnacles.
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