What is Barnard College?
we are rich, beautiful, fashionable and incredibly sexy! we make the upper west side worth going to, we make men pray that they can get into Columbia University, and we make the Columbia College girls wish they had stayed home. we wear shoes that cost more than your house, and carry bags worth more than your life. we celebrate our celebrity alums Martha Stewart, Joan Rivers, Cyntha Nixon, and many many more! We are the best the brightest and the best looking, if you want to rule the world GO TO BARNARD!
I wish I could be a Barnard Woman!
A school for the girls that couldn't get into Columbia, so they settled for Barnard to still technichally have some sort of affiliation with an Ivy league.
Aww, I didn't get into Columbia, maybe Barnard College will accept me.