Barne's Test

What is Barne's Test?

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:

"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

See sex, girlfriend, ugly, test, owned

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