What is Barnett?
1.
A guy who has minimal social interaction because his life is consumed by Xbox and Porn.
Someone who watches freaky porn (Nugget, Beastiality) while waiting for his normal porn to download
Last night I pulled a Barnett.... 13 hours of porn and Xbox.x
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2.
noun
1. Someone who spends all their free time watching porn and playing
2. Someone who watches unusual porn (
1. I was such a barnett yesterday; 15 hours of busty sluts and halo.
2. If you are going to watch porn with me, you better not pull a barnett and watch nugget porn while I'm waiting for milf hunters to load. That is almost worst than being cock blocked.
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A male, typically slightly overweight, racist, medicated for ADHD, and in need of a haircut who enjoys the simple pleasures of life: popping zits and stopping the bleeding; watching nugget/beastiality/granny/any other disturbing pornography; playing X-BOX 360; masturbating until he bleeds; eating boxes of goldfish; watching Adult Swim; returning to masturbation; a little more food; and finally sleeping.
A BARNETT often fantasizes about the rape underage women, but will never leave his house long enough to go through with it.
Parent to son: "You've got to stop being such a Barnett... You've gone through ten Goldfish packages, downloaded and masturbated to 40 minutes of nugget porn, and played 12 games of HALO in the past 2 hours, and you haven't left the house in 2 weeks."
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4.
A surname. Means the descendant of little Bernard (bear; hard); one who came from Barnet (a place cleared by fire or burning), in Middlesex.In Great Britain : 25 891 people share the surname Barnett according to our estimation
The surname Barnett is the 358th most common name in Great Britain.
His lastname is Barnett.
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5.
An annoying habbit of someone who continuously butts into a conversation half way through, then expecting you to restart the whole conversation from the beginning purely for their benefit
Stop having a Barnett and leave us alone!
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6.
one who repels the cooter in great masses
i went to the dixie chicken with clay again last night and didnt get laid. he is such a barnett.
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