Barneyfuck

What is Barneyfuck?

1.

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!

See sex, barney, children, dinosaur, BHC

2.

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

We gave Rachel the new Dora video last weekend. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before she even asked for juice!

See sex, barney, children, dinosaur, BHC

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