What is Barnham's Law?
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A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."
I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
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Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.
Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?
Girl: Have you got a carava..
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Someone who is eternally retarded.
What? She bought cigarettes instead of formula? What an eternitard!
See etard, retard, tard, fuckta..