Barnyard Egg

What is Barnyard Egg?


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A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.

Her: How do you like your eggs?

You: Barnyard egg style

Her: Huh?

You: Freshly laidbaby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?

You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!

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