Barnyard Golf

What is Barnyard Golf?


1.

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

2.

a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.

Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"

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