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Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.
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a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.
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A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.
After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket...