Barrow, Alaska

What is Barrow, Alaska?


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A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

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