Barrow, Alaska

What is Barrow, Alaska?


1.

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

See Sultan


76

Random Words:

1. "You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the ne..
1. Mastur-bail means leaving a chat, or IM to go masturbate or watch porn. Chat Room: "So what was that show about?" "Not..
1. Vauxhall Nova (or Opel Corsa on the continent) - Early 90's budget car normally adorned with £23,000 worth of ill fitting bodykit a..