What is Barrow, Alaska?
1.
A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.
I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.
See
Random Words:
1.
The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you&ap..
1.
when you gotta shit so bad that it feels like a turd is stickin out
the next rest stop wasn't for 2o miles, so i had to prairy dog..
