Barry Bonds*

What is Barry Bonds*?


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A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.

In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"

Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."

Bob: "Who's that?"

Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."

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