What is Barry Burton?
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One of the supporting characters in Resident Evil. A by-product of poor script writing and shitty voice acting.
1. Announcer - "Barry Burton"
*barry looks at watch, time passes, he looks at camera and grunts*
2. Oh.....my god! Jill, here's a rope...for you! Oops, I dropped the rope! I'm so embarassed.... Wait right...here! I'll get another one for! You!
3. Here, Jill, take this lockpick!!! It might come in, handy, for you! The master of unlocking!?!
Random Words:
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When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse
At my retirement ceremony, I'll intro..