Barry Burton

What is Barry Burton?

One of the supporting characters in Resident Evil. A by-product of poor script writing and shitty voice acting.

1. Announcer - "Barry Burton"

*barry looks at watch, time passes, he looks at camera and grunts*

2. Oh.....my god! Jill, here's a rope...for you! Oops, I dropped the rope! I'm so embarassed.... Wait right...here! I'll get another one for! You!

3. Here, Jill, take this lockpick!!! It might come in, handy, for you! The master of unlocking!?!

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

Zip-block

1. When you try to zip up a jacket and it gets stuck half way through Tom: You ready to go? Gerry: Hold up I'm zip-blocked...

Jeanie Wienie

1. A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans. Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did ..

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