What is Barse Tool?
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An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'
"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.
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half cheeking is when someone or yourself is on public transport and you sit down but you only sit own with one half cheek on the seat
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Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.
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