Barse Tool

What is Barse Tool?


1.

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.

"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

See dildo, barse, gooch, chode, perineum


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