What is Barstool?
1.
A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.
You complete and utter barstool.
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2.
Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English
"You thick barstool"
3.
A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.
Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a
full house .
4.
hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking
the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.
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5.
The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.
"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
6.
verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings
Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.