Barstool

What is Barstool?


1.

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

See Jamie

2.

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English

"You thick barstool"

3.

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

4.

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

See diarrhea, hangover, feces, drinking, defecation

5.

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

6.

verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings

Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.

Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.


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