What is Bart Simpson?
1.
A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on
Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
2.
Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.
Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper
3.
The closest thing to a man that Mrs Krabappel has.
And that's so depressing she thinks she's gonna cry
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4.
to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.
i learned to one footed bart simpson
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5.
chubby boy in an orange shirt and blue short-shorts who thinks he's cool.
he takes advantage of milhouse
BART: "im hip and with it. milhouse do my homework or i will stop being your friend."
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6.
a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
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