What is Barted?
1.
telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.
when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.
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2.
When a baby farts and burps at the same time.
"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."
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3.
v., past tense; made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart
I barted on the test and blew it.