Barted

What is Barted?


1.

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

See johnny

2.

When a baby farts and burps at the same time.

"When i finished feeding my baby and i went to go tickle her she barted."

See fart, burp, baby, same, time

3.

v., past tense; made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted on the test and blew it.


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