Bartentard

What is Bartentard?

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

See bartendard, bartender, bar, restaurant, beer

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