Barteries

What is Barteries?

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

2 Seconds

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Tool Commandments

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Oreo Nipples

1. a chick with giant nipples the size of oreos damn jon did you see the size of the oreo nipples on that drunk chick that was almost a do..

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