Barteries

What is Barteries?

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

Donkey Shenanigans

1. Attempt by a fat fucker to mount his woman during act of fornication....resulting in severe catastrophic failure when fat fucker can&apo..

Santa Hat

1. The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his l..

Zero-point-one

1. Used as a noun. Usually used to describe anything new that has not had the problems worked out of it yet, such as a new untested produc..

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