What is Barthification?
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Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.
Named after the pioneer of Barthification, Edward Alan Bartholomew.
(Normal) Wench = Whaiyentsches
(Extreme) Motorcyclists = Schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes
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