What is Barthification?
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Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.
Named after the pioneer of Barthification, Edward Alan Bartholomew.
(Normal) Wench = Whaiyentsches
(Extreme) Motorcyclists = Schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes
Random Words:
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When you need sleepy.
I'm Tired and I don't feel like doing shit. The windows open and it's raining. It's Nappy Tim..
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When you or someone else is running either in gym class or spare time, and you notice their or your legs are jiggling like jello.
My, I..
