What is Bartlett?


a very cool and funny person, often intelligent and good looking.

man steveo is so freaking bartlett, i wish i could be him

See cool person, athletic, good looking, hot, funny, smart


An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

See dwarf, miget, dummy, retard, window-licker


1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted

1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better

both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period

whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term

2. a pear

1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"






"yes, i mean no"

1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"

2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"

See fag, woman, moan, lightweight, loser


anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it slangdefine

N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!

'hey look at that kid he is well bartlett'

'the iPod nano is bartlett'

See midget, dwarf, mini-me, kill


The act of sticking your finger up someone's bum.

Johnson: Did u give her the bartlett?

Anon: You bet i did, smell my finger

Johnson: That's great mate....

See bum, ass, hole, finger, licking, 13, thirteen


female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.


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