Bartmaster Edit Meaning

1. Noun: A scotch drinking, swashbuckling computer gamer often found wandering around with a an effeminate limp ranting about nothing in pa..

1. Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it..

1. THE BEST FUCKING BOOK EVER. also similar book written by walter moers, a fucking genius i am rumo, lord of all wolpertings..