What is Bartmess?
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a small extremely nerdy white kid, with lots of pimples, and likes to jackoff to fat men. oh and if you see one of these yell BARTMESS, u no spread the word
dude 1:hey bro look at that fucking bartmess, dude 2:yea i know he looks so fucking stupid
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