What is Bartmess?
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a small extremely nerdy white kid, with lots of pimples, and likes to jackoff to fat men. oh and if you see one of these yell BARTMESS, u no spread the word
dude 1:hey bro look at that fucking bartmess, dude 2:yea i know he looks so fucking stupid
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Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.
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At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-u..
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eating a burger in wales whilst playing a harp with a akon t-shirt on on a cold winters morn
man 1: do you fancy going to the pub?
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