What is Barton?


1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.

1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.

2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.

3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.

See screw up, mistake, foolish, lazy, error


Super-man's REAL identity.

"isn't it Clark Kent?"

"PFFT no it's Barton!"

See superman, clark kent, alias, irish


the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo

you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.


barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.

See joel, barton, j.b, cherry, child abuse


The act of suckingthe cock of a man wearing a wrestling mask.

Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.

They were both kind of freaky so they met up for a Barton.

See sucking, cock, blow job, parking, swallowing, Bret Michaels


A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river humber which tends to flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old prostitues.

A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.

See chav, barton, humber, prostitues, village


v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served

Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.

Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?

Vance: Uhh...I guess.

Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?

Vance: Yeah.

Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.


Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?

Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.


Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of intrigue or personality whatsoever. Inspired by Mischa Barton and her vapid character "Marissa Cooper" on THE OC.

"Dude, that lecture on post-structuralist industrial artifacts was so Barton."


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