Bartuzzi

What is Bartuzzi?


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1. The nickname of Vancouver Canucks forward Todd Bertuzzi.

2. A drunk, overpaid NHL star who likes to party at the Roxy and punch people in the back of the head.

John: Lets go to a bar or something.

Mark: How about the Roxy?

John: Ok.

Later that night...

John: Look, there's Todd Bartuzzi.

Mark: BAAAAARTUZZI!!!

(Mark gets punched in the back of the head)

See canucks, booze, bertuzzi, naslund, crawford


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