B.a.s.

What is B.a.s.?


1.

(aka Burning Asshole Syndrom)

The 'sickness' expierenced in the bathroom while depositing feces in your toilet the morning after eating several spicy things. Causes of this disease are things such as Buffalo Wild Wings' Blazin Sauce and Dave's Insanity Sauce.

"dude those wings last night caused me to have serious B.A.S. this morning"

See bas, tabasco, f.a.s., diarrhea, buffalo wild wings

2.

Short for bitch ain't shit.

guy 1: Man, she's retarded as hell.

guy 2: B.A.S.

See whore, slut, retard, pimps, hoes

3.

In the military, Basic Allowance for Subsistence. Once eligible for it, you get extra money in your paycheck to shop at the base commissary. The consumption of less-than standard dining facility food can be avoided this way.

I'm sick of this chow hall slop. I'm going to apply for B.A.S. and stick to nothing but Frosted Flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

4.

Big Arse Sword!!

self explanitory..

I like swords!! ^_^


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