Base Jump

What is Base Jump?


1.

To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing

Original Use:

I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.

Modern Use:

Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.

Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.

See abort, exfil


0

Random Words:

1. 1) Used by feudal pirate warlords to describe their fair sea wenches. 2) A word used in modern times to describe something that is co..
1. A hairy and disgusting pimple that grows right above the asshole. It is extremely large and dangerous. O my goodness, that zuchelli is..
1. A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons. Lisa: I ..