What is Base Jump?
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To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
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Pronunciation: w&rth-l&s 'bul-"shit
1 (noun) A failure who thinks they've led a productive life.
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having sex with the clinched thighs of a boy or girl.
i was doin this girl doggie style when she asked for the our father.
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