What is Base Jump?
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To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
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A nasty kind of spywarethat scatters itself all over the harddrive, allowing it to respawn every time you get rid of it.
Having lost in..
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Sweep someone 5 games to nothing in any sport.
Michael just finished his first bakersweep over Andrew in Ping Pong.
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