Base Jump

What is Base Jump?


1.

To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing

Original Use:

I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.

Modern Use:

Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.

Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.

See abort, exfil


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