Base Jumper

What is Base Jumper?


1.

noun. a person in a relationship that jumps to the next base on every encounter with their partner.

i.e. if the couple only meets up once a week, first week includes making out, next week is hand job, week after is oral, and week after that is home base.

-usually most common in relationships were one does not see another for long periods of time

She got dumped again? Mann, the only way you can keep those kind of relationships going is if you're a base jumper.

What??! Already??

Sorry, I'm kind of a base jumper.

See bases, home, oral, home run, baller

2.

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

See eiffel tower, midget, foursome, group sex


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