What is Baseketball?
1.
A game made from combining baseball and basketball. The ball is basketball sized and is thrown at a basket, but the distance the basket is made from determines how many bases you get. Also, you can use cheap intimidation and distraction tactics called "Psycheouts" to make the opposing player miss his shot. And the ball is made from a leather recliner, preferably a La-Z-boy.
"C'mon miss it...Steve Perry...Steeeeeve Perry..."
"Dude, I thought we agreed, no more Journey psycheouts."
2.
(Proper Noun) A movie directed by David Zucker, starring Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Dian Bachar. The game itself is a combination of baseball and basketball. (Basketball played under Baseball rules.)
Dude, wanna go out and play some BASEketball?
Dude, let's watch BASEketball tonight!
3.
"Listen pig-fucker, can I call you pig-fucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pig-fucker."
It's Baseball... it's Basketball... it's Baseketball!
4.
AWSOME movie; see
Hattie and I love BASEketball.
5.
Movie made by Matt and Trey, the creators of
"Yo, I heard Sqeaks goin' out with your sister!"
"Ahhhhhhhh."
"Sweat Psycheout."
"You have to say something totally fucked up."
"Oh."
"Why is me going out with his sister totally fucked up?"