Basement Cracker

What is Basement Cracker?

Similar to porch monkeybut for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.

Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.

See porch monkey, cracker, marijuana

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