Basement Golem

What is Basement Golem?

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?

Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?

Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...

Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

See basement, golem, moocher, hog

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