Basement Talker

What is Basement Talker?


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An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:

- How many they've got

- If anyone knows

- If you know

- If you'd be a good addition to it

- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?

Basement Talker: Yes, many.

(Awkward pause)

Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)

Greg: I have to, um, leave.

Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

See basement talker, baser, buzz-kill, shot down


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