What is Bases?


baseball as a sexual metaphor

Going up to bat: Attempting

Bullpen: Foreplay

1st base: French kissing

2nd base: Above the waist

3rd base: Below the waist

Home Run: Sex

Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours

Foul Ball: Ass sex

Strike out: Not getting it up

Line Drive: One night stand

10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own

Pop fly: Stealing virginity

Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation

Gapper: Easy lay

Bases loaded: Threesome

Third base coach: The person who's filmming

Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)

Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms

Cup: condom

Steroids: Birth control

Error: No Orgasm

Broken Bat: Broken dick

Extra Innings: Four times in a row

Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom

Bat boy: Fluffer

Field: Heartshaped bed

Dugout: Back seat of a car

Bases: Self-Explainitory

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the fours Fs

1. French

2. Feel

3. Finger

4. Fuck

Last night, my boyfriend and I went to 3rd, we were so close to taking all four!


first base-making out

second base-gettin felt up

third base-giving head,hand job,etc

home run-sex

We got to third base yesterday.

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Theirs many verisons but all together they usually come to be the same at one point.

First Base- Frenching

Second Base- Feeling

Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...

Home Run- Sex

"Last Night me and my boyfriend went to third base and almost to a home run!!"


Stuff that's fun :D

First Base is kissing with tongues, French

Second Base is groping, Feel

Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger

Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck

So remember...

French, Feel, Finger, Fuck

In the computer lab with Brandon wqe skipped first base but headed straight to second base, even with teachers around! He was worried we were going to get caught, but i thought the risk made it ten times more fun ;)


1st base: frenching

2nd base: felling

3rd base: fingering

4th base: fucking

hehh hehhe fucking hehh heeh


1st base: french

2nd base: feel

3rd base: finger

Home run: fuck

"Woah man, you are so totally going to 3rd base with Jenna tonight! If your lucky, you go to all the bases, maybe a home run!"

See 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, home run, fuck, feel, finger, french, bases


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