What is Bases?
1.
baseball as a sexual metaphor
Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy:
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car
Bases: Self-Explainitory
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2.
the fours Fs
1. French
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. Fuck
Last night, my boyfriend and I went to 3rd, we were so close to taking all four!
3.
first base-making out
second base-gettin felt up
third base-giving head,hand job,etc
home run-sex
We got to third base yesterday.
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4.
Theirs many verisons but all together they usually come to be the same at one point.
First Base- Frenching
Second Base- Feeling
Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc...
Home Run- Sex
"Last Night me and my boyfriend went to third base and almost to a home run!!"
5.
Stuff that's fun :D
First Base is kissing with tongues, French
Second Base is groping, Feel
Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger
Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck
So remember...
French, Feel, Finger, Fuck
In the computer lab with Brandon wqe skipped first base but headed straight to second base, even with teachers around! He was worried we were going to get caught, but i thought the risk made it ten times more fun ;)
6.
1st base: frenching
2nd base: felling
3rd base: fingering
4th base: fucking
hehh hehhe fucking hehh heeh
7.
1st base: french
2nd base: feel
3rd base: finger
Home run: fuck
"Woah man, you are so totally going to 3rd base with Jenna tonight! If your lucky, you go to all the bases, maybe a home run!"
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