Bashed Crab

What is Bashed Crab?

1.

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.

2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab; hat full of assholes

i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !

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2.

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" ( mud crabfor the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?

John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

See ugly, unattractive, below par, fugly, pig, bush pig, scrubber, mole, troll
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