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A goth whose face does not exist without makeup. One who has taken "ugliness is pretty" a bit too far
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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..
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Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with sp..