Bashin'

What is Bashin'?


1.

The immeasurably pleasurable act of destroying a mailbox using one of the following:

-The basball bat (classic, held in the hands and used to thoroughly beat the shit out of the box)

-The rock (thrown from a moving vehicle, the rock can be found almost anywhere in nature)

-The computer monitor or other electronic office equipment (hilarious reaction when old lady comes out and discovers a large screen embedded deep within her box)

-Racoon (just plain ridiculous)

So after we're done chugging this large clay bottle of XXX whiskey, lets go out bashin' for a while.


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