What is Bashtard?
1.
a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.
Bill and Tom are walking along when a Tramp steps out from a street corner and does a Bashtard.
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2.
same meaning as bastard.
but this term is more cutesy and well just cute.
That that THAT bashtard!..I'll fix his wagon...
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