What is Basil?
1.
An apparently ineffectual performer, who turns out to be well-equipped with the stuff that ladies like.
Immortalised on BBC radio in the 1950s by the actor Kenneth Williams, police officer BASIL BUTTERFIELD's catch-phrase was famously "Come along quietly, please, or Basil will have to give you tons of TRUNCHEON".
An apparently ineffective - even effeminate - officer of the law, Basil's friendly, cheerful and unaggressive approach to troublemakers and petty criminals, could be used as a lesson for all alpha-males in the 21st century.
Although not highlighted in those prudish times, Basil was indeed equipped with the type of TRUNCHEON which pleases ladies in the BUTTERFIELD area.
When arresting local prostitutes on his beat, he would often release them without charge, on their promise not to commit another offence for a week.
On the way to the station, of course, he would give the lady such a pleasant, efficient servicing with his friendly TRUNCHEON that she couldn't walk for the next week, never mind solicit!
Having eventually arrived back at the station, he was often begged by the women officers on duty to give them a similar seeing-to as well.
Years of such a demanding, daily routine began to take their toll of Basil, who - although dedicated to his job - was all too human. A sensitive - and perhaps too sympathetic - soul, Basil took early retirement, worn out physically and mentally by the cares of duty in the public service.
When last seen, in the 1980s, Basil was working voluntarily in a local convent garden - but even in that quiet retreat, his good nature was taken advantage of by the nuns and the abbess, who all prevailed upon him to service them daily with his legendary truncheon.
In many ways a victim of his own success and reputation, by that time Basil was a white-haired, haggard shell of a man. Yet reports said that he seemed serene and happy in his work.
One day, he simply disappeared, to be seen no more. Perhaps he was suddenly called up to walk a last beat in heaven - wh knows? But Basil and his truncheon will never be forgotten by his ladies.
See truncheon , friendship , service , pleasure , Persson
2.
my name.
i am basil.
See basil
3.
To give something/one the brush-off. Etymology: Basil Brush the childrens character.
The meeting was full of pelicans, so I gave it The Basil.
See bird , flick
4.
see douche bag
Basil is a for real douche bag
5.
Basil Hayden Bourbon made in Kentucky
Basil is the best tasting bourbon ever!!
See bourbon , top shelf
6.
Goddess of the new world
Basil is super fine.
See Basil
7.
The thick, lint-like substance that forms upon one's balls when unwashed.
Jill was horrified when she tried to go down on Jack and found his nuts to be covered in basil.
See skunk , cabbage , moss
Immortalised on BBC radio in the 1950s by the actor Kenneth Williams, police officer BASIL BUTTERFIELD's catch-phrase was famously "Come along quietly, please, or Basil will have to give you tons of TRUNCHEON".
An apparently ineffective - even effeminate - officer of the law, Basil's friendly, cheerful and unaggressive approach to troublemakers and petty criminals, could be used as a lesson for all alpha-males in the 21st century.
Although not highlighted in those prudish times, Basil was indeed equipped with the type of TRUNCHEON which pleases ladies in the BUTTERFIELD area.
When arresting local prostitutes on his beat, he would often release them without charge, on their promise not to commit another offence for a week.
On the way to the station, of course, he would give the lady such a pleasant, efficient servicing with his friendly TRUNCHEON that she couldn't walk for the next week, never mind solicit!
Having eventually arrived back at the station, he was often begged by the women officers on duty to give them a similar seeing-to as well.
Years of such a demanding, daily routine began to take their toll of Basil, who - although dedicated to his job - was all too human. A sensitive - and perhaps too sympathetic - soul, Basil took early retirement, worn out physically and mentally by the cares of duty in the public service.
When last seen, in the 1980s, Basil was working voluntarily in a local convent garden - but even in that quiet retreat, his good nature was taken advantage of by the nuns and the abbess, who all prevailed upon him to service them daily with his legendary truncheon.
In many ways a victim of his own success and reputation, by that time Basil was a white-haired, haggard shell of a man. Yet reports said that he seemed serene and happy in his work.
One day, he simply disappeared, to be seen no more. Perhaps he was suddenly called up to walk a last beat in heaven - wh knows? But Basil and his truncheon will never be forgotten by his ladies.
i am basil.
The meeting was full of pelicans, so I gave it The Basil.
Basil is a for real douche bag
Basil is the best tasting bourbon ever!!
Basil is super fine.
Jill was horrified when she tried to go down on Jack and found his nuts to be covered in basil.
